Ducks Rule the World!

A satirical spurious-correlations dive. Real USFWS breeding-duck counts (down 49.5M→34M since 2015) correlated against ten unrelated real-world series — cheese, streaming spend, DVDs, avocados, cable TV, national debt, vinyl, honey, bitcoin and lawyers. Correlation coefficients computed live with DuckDB corr(). Correlation ≠ causation.