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We Classified 100k Rows in 40 Seconds: Introducing prompt_jev()Livestream Sept. 29

We Classified 100,000 Rows in 40 Seconds: Introducing prompt_jev()

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Date & TimeSep 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM Coordinated Universal Time
LocationOnline

About This Event

Classifying text at scale usually means an LLM call per row or a specialized model you have to train. prompt_jev() is SQL-native classification: 100,000 rows at 89% accuracy in 40 seconds. Jacob Matson, Dumky de Wilde, and Hamilton Ulmer run it live.

What You'll Learn

  • See where prompt_jev() fits between per-row LLM calls and models you train yourself
  • Call prompt_jev() from SQL and get labels plus confidence scores you can filter, join, and aggregate
  • Read the benchmark behind the launch: 89% accuracy on 100,000 AG News rows in 40 seconds, about 2,500 rows per second
  • Classify an entire table without waiting half an hour for the result

Who Should Attend

This event is ideal for:

Data EngineersData AnalystsML Engineers

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